Before the Europeans had fully come to grips with that whole Earth-is-not-flat thing and there wasn’t much east of Jerusalem or south of Alexandria, Australia was no more than a concept. It even had its own groovy Latin name: Terra Australis (meaning “Vaguely terrifying”). Once they understood that Earth is…
I met Dave Graney in South Melbourne, between rehearsal and gig; he is as always immaculately, exquisitely and uniquely attired. We take a stroll down Clarendon Street looking for somewhere quiet to grab some calories and Do This Thing. As we walk we’re chatting about the inner suburbs, architecture, the…
Some days I wake up bleary-eyed, with the idea that the nation has begun a headlong slide backwards into the hungry, toothy maw of a new Dark Age. I would not raise an eyebrow were I to switch on to ABC News 24 to find that legislation has been introduced…
On July 29 this year, Tony Abbott declared on Nine’s Today show that carbon dioxide was “an invisible, odourless, weightless, tasteless substance,” making its industrial emissions too hard to measure. Anyone with a Year 10 chemistry textbook could have proved him wrong. But if we were expecting a response to…
So, you’ve just read a thoughtful and erudite piece of online political commentary. Enlivened by new ideas, you’re keen to continue the conversation, share your thoughts, and maybe even re-evaluate a few of your positions. Your cat has never shown a particular interest in the impact of the carbon tax…
It is fashionable to the point of cliche to intone wisely that the political terms ‘left’ and ‘right’ no longer have any meaning. Let’s call this the Disappearing Left/Right Hypothesis - DLRH. Supporting argument for DLRH goes something like this: in western democracies, which tend to have a two-party system,…
There’s a host of great articles about Fred Nile swanning around the internet at the moment. Many of these are witty, erudite, informative and relevant. I felt like I needed to contribute some kind of honking, goose-like piece to balance the spectrum. THE STARS: In these confusing times, it’s often…
…So succinctly said the late André Tchelistcheff, the pint-sized (all 150 centimetres of him) dean of American winemakers, and those words, to many winemakers, still ring true today. Other grape varieties have bad raps (Viognier translated from Latin means ‘road to hell’) but Pinot Noir is the proverbial Holy Grail…

